ASHTON MARRIED.
Hollywood actor Ashton Kutcher married his moderately long-time sweetheart (NOT) Hollywood actress aka slut/whore Demi Moore in a quiet ceremony in Beverly Hills in California on Saturday.
This is 27-year-old Kutcher's first marriage, while 42-year-old fucking Moore has earlier been married twice(and fucked a thousand times) – to rocker Freddie Moore between 1980 and 1984 and actor Bruce Willis between 1987 and 2000.
Moore also had three children with Willis – 17-year-old Rumer, 14-year-old Scout and 11-year-old Tallulah. According to reports, the children get along well with Kutcher and refer to him as MOD, short for 'My Other Dad'. (which is so fucking goddamn wrong)
The wedding was a low-key affair with around 100 guests, including Bruce Willis, actor Wilmer Valderrama, and actress Lucy Liu, as also Moore's three children. (cause she was too fucking old and cheap to even have a grand wedding)
Does That mother-fucking slut not understand that she is marrying a hottie who can be her son? Does she not realise that shes too old and wrinkly to fuck? WHAT IS HER FUCKING PROBLEM!?
I have loved Ashton Kutcher my whole life. I watched every single movie he starred in, that 70s show as well as punk'd. WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY. 7TH FEB.
ASHTON, YOU BROKE MY HEART BUT I STILL LOVE YOU.
If only.
