DREAM SCHOOL AND DORM PORN
so whats your dream university? let me guess, one of those ivy league schools yeah? Harvard, Yale, UCB, Princeton, Stanford, Boston Uni. schools like that you would DIE to get into right? why? because they are so presitigious and conservative? so powerful and screams intellectual? so ancient and popular? smart asses with 4.0gpa who'll get excellent jobs with their degree? hah. not after this, you wont.
this should be an eye opener for alot of you guys out there. DONT judge a book by its cover, seriously. after i watched the tyra banks show today, i was like "AND I THOUGHT ASU WAS BAD!" ohmygod!
dorm porn. yeah you have it in every uni i get it. but, it all started in harvard! they had their own pimps and stuff for "out of campus frat boy-and sorority girl sex!" college students around the united states videotaping dorm porn. yeah..thats bad already, then a university introduces college students sex/porn magazine- starring- college students in that university!
which uni i wonder...asu? ucla? ucb? nyu? nah......
HARVARD UNIVERSITY!
yes you heard it right people! the student government is supporting the sex magazine of harvard! be in utter complete shock! in prestigious schools? hah, scratch that. what prestigious?! harvard students claim its "art". uhhyeahsure.
omg this is like a nightmare. like harvard students gone wild! haha..maybe they got sick of being so nerdy and sexually deprived, they had to let loose! (okay this is a serious matter but i cant help to be in shock and laugh at the same time because its harvard going playboy! HAHA)
and then the supporting universities with their own porn mags and dorm porn....
second runner up goes to .....*drumroll* YALE!
runner up goes to....*drumroll* BOSTON UNI!
what a highlight of the day!!!
so people, dont study so hard and try and make it to the uni of ur dreams..not worth it..unless u wanna be a pornstar (gasp! i see the look in some of ur faces!)
seeeya l8er g8erts
